Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

Friday, September 19 with 96,264 notes

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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Friday, September 19 with 87,040 notes

clannyphantom:

you replace jack-o-lanterns with real heads ONE TIME and then no one wants to go trick or treating in your neighbourhood anymore :/

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Friday, September 19 with 582 notes

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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Friday, September 19 with 388,974 notes
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

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Thursday, September 18 with 205,538 notes