hotboyproblems:

"sir you can not get a restraining order against spiders"

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Tuesday, July 22 with 95,758 notes

yourveins:

"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.

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Monday, July 21 with 164,207 notes

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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Monday, July 21 with 427,259 notes

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

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Sunday, July 20 with 101,329 notes