refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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Tuesday, July 29 with 339,916 notes
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

Tuesday, July 29 with 51,207 notes

hotboyproblems:

"sir you can not get a restraining order against spiders"

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Tuesday, July 22 with 95,841 notes

yourveins:

"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.

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Monday, July 21 with 164,258 notes